Below is our privacy policy. It makes for some pretty grim reading but honestly the only remotely questionable things we do here at Homeli are use Google Analytics and Google AdSense. It’s a template so we’re only as evil as all of those other cool, hip websites. Sorry it’s not as funny as Tumblr’s; I don’t know how anyone can find the inspiration to write jokes into something so utterly demoralising.

Privacy Policy.

The web site you have entered is operated by or on behalf of (Homeli) (the “Site”). Homeli respects the privacy rights of Site users and recognizes the importance of protecting the information collected. This privacy policy (the “Privacy Policy”) describes how the Site treats the information that it collects from your use of the Site or any of the related services. Your use of the Site constitutes your acceptance of this Privacy Policy. Questions or comments regarding this Privacy Policy or any other aspect of the Site should be sent to us using the contact form below.

Collection and Use of Information.

We collect certain personally identifiable information, which is information that identifies you and that may be used to contact you online or offline, from you in several different ways on the Site (the “Information”). Specifically, we may collect Information from you when you provide it to us (including any information that you submitted when you complete any online registration or subscription form). All submitted Information (including, but not limited to your name, username(s), birth date, phone number, email address, gender, and city of residence) will be deemed Information collected under this policy. We may also collect other Information from you from time to time in connection with your navigation and operation of the Site. You can choose not to provide (when such opportunity is provided) certain Information, but then you might not be able to take advantage of many of our Site features.

We collect such Information to assist in the administration and operation of the Site and to provide you an efficient, meaningful, and customized experience with respect thereto. We may use your Information for (i) marketing, advertising, and promotional purposes; (ii) to send you messages about our products and services, new products, features, enhancements, special offers, contests and events of interest; (iii) to notify you about changes to the Site or our services; (iv) to troubleshoot technical problems, ensure proper functioning of or improve the Site or products and services; (v) to carry out our obligations and enforce our rights arising from any arrangements between you and us, and (vi) to allow you to participate in any interactive features of our services. In addition, Homeli may provide any or all of the Information to its business partners and clients and such parties may use your Information for marketing and promotional purposes and may market to you, and provide you with information about its products and services. If you do not want us to use your Information in this way, or to provide your Information to any our partners and clients for marketing purposes, please contact us using the contact form below. Further, if you initially desire to receive such communications, but you should no longer desire to receive any such information or communications from our third party partners at some future time, please follow the “Unsubscribe” instructions provided in any of the communications.

When you access and use the Site, the web-servers serving the Site may automatically collect and record certain Information about your use of the Site. Such information may include your IP address, the domain from which you are using the Site, the web pages visited by you, the type of handheld or mobile device used to view the site (e.g., iPhone, Blackberry), location information, the content you have accessed and the advertisements you have been shown and/or clicked on, and other information relating to your use of the Site. Such Information shall be used for the purposes identified above. We also may provide this Information (as well as information from third-party market researchers) about the persons using the Site on an aggregated, anonymous basis to our advertisers to help them reach the kind of audience they want to target. We may make use of the Information we have collected from you to enable us to comply with our advertisers’ or partners’ wishes by displaying their advertisement to that target audience

Lastly, we may also use your Information to comply with any court order or other legal obligation, to enforce the Rules or other terms of use and to protect the rights, property or safety of our customers, users and other third parties.

Protection of Information.

We use reasonable measures to safeguard your Information in our possession. However, no data transmission over the internet is completely secure and no security mechanism is impenetrable. Therefore, although we take steps to protect your Information, we cannot guarantee the security of the information that we collect from you or the security of our servers or the Site. By accessing the Site, any transmission of Information is at your own risk and you agree to assume all risk in connection with Information sent to us or collected by us.

User Contributions.

You are responsible for any content, including Information that you contribute to be published or displayed on the Site or transmit to other users of the Site (“User Contributions”), if any. Your User Contributions are posted on and transmitted to other users of the Site at your own risk. Please be aware that no security measures are perfect or impenetrable. Additionally, we cannot control the actions of other users of the Site with whom you may choose to share your User Contributions. Therefore, we cannot and do not guarantee that your User Contributions will not be viewed by unauthorized persons. We are not responsible for circumvention of any privacy settings or security measures contained on the Site. You understand and acknowledge that, even after removal, copies of your User Contributions may remain viewable in cached or archived pages or might have been copied or stored by other Site users.

Third Party Websites.

This Privacy Policy only applies to information collected with respect to your access of the Site. Homeli does not control the privacy policies of our affiliates and business partners (including, but not limited to Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram, Reddit) which may be accessed, directly or indirectly, through your use of the Site. Any information you provide to, or that is collected by, third party sites may be subject to the privacy policies of those sites, if any.


Cookies are small bits of information that may be placed on your computer. Homeli may use cookies to identify your internet browser, store your preferences, to help us offer you products, programs, or services that may be of interest to you and to deliver relevant advertising to you, and determine whether you have installed the enabling software needed to access certain material on the applicable Site. Data in cookies may be read to authenticate user sessions or provide services. Cookies alone tell us nothing about who you are unless you specifically give us Information, which may then be linked to the data stored in the cookie. By adjusting settings on your browser, you may elect not to allow cookies to be collected. Further, we may use web beacons to obtain information about you. Web beacons assist in delivering cookies and help us determine whether a web page on the Site has been viewed and, if so, how many times.

Some advertisements on the site and/or the Site are served by third party advertising companies. Please note that our advertisers may also use cookies to collect information about our users. We do not have control over third party advertisers’ cookies or how they may be used.

Foreign Jurisdiction.

Homeli is not responsible under any privacy laws or local data protection laws in any jurisdiction other than in England & Wales for any information.

Compliance with Laws.

Homeli will disclose any Information to any government or law enforcement officials or private parties as Homeli shall determine, in its sole and absolute discretion, is necessary or appropriate to respond to any claim or to comply with any legal process to protect the rights of Homeli or any other third party or to comply with any international, federal, state or local law, regulation or ordinance or to prevent or stop any illegal, unethical or actionable activity.

Children and Parents.

We respect children’s privacy. We do not knowingly or intentionally collect personal information from children under the age of 13. By using the Site, you have represented and warranted that you are either 18 years of age or using the Site with the supervision of a parent or guardian. If you are under the age of 13, you may not use the Site. If you become aware that your child has provided us with personal information without your consent, please contact us through the contact form below.


From time to time Homeli may modify this Privacy Policy to reflect, among other things, changes in the law or our Information collection and use practices and such modifications shall be effective upon posting by Homeli accordingly. Your continued use of the Site after a revised Privacy Policy signifies your acceptance of the revised Privacy Policy. It is therefore important that you review this Privacy Policy regularly to ensure you are updated as to any changes.
This policy was last modified on January 24th 2014.

Contact Us.

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy or other aspects of the Site please contact using the contact form below.